Does that mean you are a "birdgeezer" I am confused now, I heard there are like 100 genders in the United kingdom of confusion now lol.
And what a way with words hey lol "shat in her handbag." You cunning linguist you, hey do not tell the ladies you are that. Be beating them off with big hairy sticks you will.
I'm a pure hunk of manhood. Like man made growth of the old school variety. Think Moses. Think Spartacus!!
My stick is hairless!! ;0)
Oh cave man style then, more cave and club rather than hairy stick lol.
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