A REAL BAYOU BETTY PAGE

A REAL BAYOU BETTY PAGE

Frog gigger extraordinaire Fabiana (The Flower) LeFleur

Waste-not-want-not inspiration

Gone to frog heaven
Credit: Ana LaFluer

Looking a bit like a Louisiana Bayou Bette Page, frog gigger extraordinaire Fabiana (The Flower) LeFleur has been turning heads lately in her Frog Bikini.

Apparently, it was a waste-not-want-not inspiration that led her to create a work of outlandish wearable art. After hunting, catching, cleaning, frying and eating these sacrificial amphibians, she made good use of the remaining parts and stitched together a swimsuit.

Comfort and coverage be damned this about making a statement, although I'm not sure it matters what that actually might be. Precious parts covered and a gleam in her eye, good onya' Fabiana!

And even if these rigid fellows are perhaps unaware they've become a viral catch, they certainly have gone on to frog heaven.

And as for Fabiana, perhaps a crocodile corset or some other critter creation is next. We'll certainly keep an eye out.

THANK YOU LOUISIANA!!

• Oh and btw we do have crocodiles in the Americas.