Ok, my last bit of masculinity just flew out of the window this morning.

First let me see if I need to grow a few new balls …

An appointment with a mandatory character

@missmau thought a long time ago in her great wisdom that it would be nice for me to visit a beautician.

And, as befits a real man, when she told me that weeks ago, I probably responded with the ancient, very wise masculine words:

ahum ... growl ...

to then continue with what I was doing at the time

But the appointment was of course poured into concrete at that moment.

No escape!

With reluctance, and my instant gruff mood, I set my fibers in motion this morning ...

This man does not let himself know!

The place where the fear is to smell

The door opens, a friendly lady welcomes me. Bare your upper body, remove your shoes and come lie in this chair!

Wait wot ?! I come here for my head! Adrenaline pumps itself through my body

I jump directly into instant flight or fight mode!

Ehh ... ok ... I've learned not to speak to women right away so I'll be in the chair as soon as possible.

the lights were dimmed, soothing music was on

I want to go away!

But that is not possible, that would be just rude!

I close my eyes and let everything come over me!

6 layers of oil and ointments have been put on my face I think ... a massage was included also because, yes, that belongs to the music I assume.

It lasted for 1 hour.

Something that makes women relax enormously, made me stressed as fuk!

I'm a gonner!

After the treatment, some goodies were put out because of course something had to be earned ...

In my haste I chose some miserable ointments that will hopefully come in handy ...

She only has to send the invoice to @missmau ... I'm gone!

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