It's as simple as Alexa says
If you buy this smoothie maker you fulfill your part to ceep the universe together
Have you herd from the butterfly effect ?
The wind turbulence produced from a butterfly in Africa moves over the Atlantic Ocean getting stronger and stronger becoming a hurricane when it arrives on the east coast
Same with your smoothie maker
If you don't buy it a Chinese worker has nothing to do
He will loose his job
These jobloss of Chinese workers will influence Chinese economy
So that Chinese politicians have to react
The reaction of the Chinese politician will spark a trade war
The trade war triggers a strong reaction from the us side
Because of the job loss what happens in the us heartland
The next step is that the Americans elect a populist as us president
This president starts to do a lot of populist ic things which leads to unrest In us
And to cover up the president will look to find an enemy on the outside to blame
He will start bombing this enemy and so on and on and on
Can you see now what you have done when you refused to listen to Alexa
Your purpose in live is to ceep the universe together
You can stop the worldwide chaos
So step up and be all you can be
Follow your destiny and become the hero you ment to be
And buy the bloody smoothie maker
Alexa nows all the answers