Alarm Clock Down - 08222016
Day 1
August 22, 2016
123 Suburban Rd.
Suburbs, Suburbia
0700 - The two bogies appear on the radar and quickly disappear. My co-alarm thinks they were trying to anticipate the alarm, but have failed miserably. I review last nights notes and see they were binge watching LIMITLESS until 2am last night.
0715 - I have released the first sonic pulse to startle the assailants on my 3. They have sent their fastest combatant to deflect the sound with a tried and true SNOOZE attack. Co-alarm is priming his sonic pulse to trigger at 0730.
0720 - One assailant has changed locations to debrief in a storage closet that seems to have outbound waterflow. I assume this activity will keep the assailant awake, but they plop right back down to bed afterwards.
0730 - The assailant that hasn't moved is now pointing in our direction. The other assailant returns to his feet and unsurprisingly repeats his snooze attack with their eyes closed. The co-alarm plans on repeating his sonic pulse, but the assailant has turned off his pulse trigger.
0745 - I have resorted to switching from a sonic pulse to a frequency modulated radio talk show attack. The talk show host has a peculiar high pitched energetic host that should clear the room. The practically motionless assailant now gets up and removes us from the premises. We were dropped two stories before crash landing on a patch of grass, but have survived with minor injuries. I will recommend outfitting our system with water cannons and sulfur gas after we are repaired.
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