人有再大胆，地也没那么多产---区块链所谓高峰会议之群魔乱舞
参加的会议多了，自然也就见多一些奇葩的事情，比如因为演讲嘉宾准备不充分导致上台演讲的时候丢三落四，制作的PPT演讲稿内容也是错误百出，无奈之下又声称，这个PPT是助理做的，昨天晚上才做好。言下之意这些错误都是助理犯的，是他(她)的错，不是自己的错。跟先前一些不做为的公务办事部门，出了问题又害怕担责任，只好挂出千年不变的老套招数：做错事的是临时工，不是我们的错。如果问急了，索性回答，临时工已经被解雇了，意思是说人我已经解雇（处罚）了，也走了，我能做的就这些了，还能有什么办法？
更有荒唐的嘉宾，上台念念有词，拿着话筒的都快塞到喉咙里了，声音震耳欲聋，一副传销的气派，差点没把现场听众的耳膜震穿。要是能讲些有用的内容还好，关键这厮上台就开始语出惊人，讲自己认识区块链才18天！好家伙，了解才18天就敢站台上去大言不惭，更佩服其胆量敢于给人布道（授课）。
这还不够，继续雷人的还在后边，这厮随后称自己一星期多前被关入大牢(蹲监)，前几天刚刑满释放，本以为是玩笑，仔细听了后才知确有其事，具体的原因听其讲好像还是太过于“爱国”引起的。
接着这厮就开始讲其自己因何知道区块链，原来是在狱中一难兄告诉他的，他听了后觉得很有前(钱)途，自己在大脑中又思考(意淫膨胀)了下，觉得自己已经悟道，遂出山杀贫济富了。哦，说错了，原话说的是“用区块链来拯救全球人民于水火之中了。。。”。
台下这时候响起了热烈的掌声，这厮一看心里更加膨胀了，话锋突然一转，背景LED上这时出现一硕大无比的易拉罐图，红不红、黄不黄那种，为什么这么讲？你看那易拉罐颜色，说它像是那种红色王老吉易拉罐吧，它又带着黄色。说它像红牛那种黄色易拉罐吧，它又夹杂着有王老吉易拉罐那种红色风格，然后中间写着大大几个字：鳄X霸！
好家伙！你真没看错，我第一次听说有人用这几个词来做自己的招牌，也许是我孤陋寡闻吧，我听过鳄鱼牌某皮具，毕竟鳄鱼皮结实嘛；也听过某霸洗发水，效果如何就搞不清楚了，有人问为何你做防脱洗发水的，怎么自己的头都快脱了？答：我这是家族遗传，再说只是前脑门子秃而已(又不是整个头都秃嘛)。
哎哎，一不小心跑题了。紧接着，这厮就开始声嘶力竭地在台上继续咆哮，声称要用这款鳄X霸的区块链饮料(鬼才知道这山寨的其丑无比的易拉罐跟区块链有什么关系)，5年内做到1000亿！10年内建成全球最大的X医研究院。20年内消灭四大慢性疾病（原谅我继续孤陋寡闻，我还不知道什么是四大慢性疾病）！30年内用机器人（这怎么又扯到机器人了？机器人表示这任务它绝对不敢接）治愈全人类疾病！
话音还没落下，据说是时间到了，也有说法是这厮被人拉下台去了。画面太美，实在不忍想象。
下次主办方邀请这些嘉宾，建议得补上一条：需要提供医院证明：无精神病或精神状态正常。
哈，你这么说是有点可怕！
这可真是大有人在的
English Version Of This Article By Mr @rivalhw!
How bold are the people, and not so productive in the land?
There were more meetings, and naturally there were more wonderful things. For example, because the speakers were not fully prepared, they lost their speeches when they took the stage, and the contents of the produced PPT speeches were also full of mistakes. In desperation, they claimed that the PPT was an assistant. What I did last night. The implication of these words is that these mistakes are all committed by the assistants. They are his or her faults, not their own faults. With the previous public service departments that did not do anything, they had problems and were afraid of their responsibilities. They had to hung out the old-fashioned old-fashioned tricks: it was a temporary worker who did the wrong thing. It was not our fault. If you ask anxiously, you simply answer that the temporary worker has already been fired. This means that I have already been fired (penalized) and gone. What I can do is, what else can I do?
Even more ridiculous guests, who came to power on the stage and sang words, took their microphones and slammed into their throats. The sound was deafening, and a MLM style almost did not puncture the eardrum of the audience. If you can say something useful, it's a good thing. The key to this slogan is to start speaking amazing, and it's only 18 days before you know the blockchain! Good guys, knowing that they only dared to stand up on the platform in 18 days, and admire their courage to give sermons (teaching).
This is not enough, and continues to be the Thunder's still behind. This man then said that he was detained in the prison (a prisoner) more than a week ago. He was released from prison just a few days ago. He thought it was a joke. He listened carefully before he knew the truth. Something specific, the specific reasons for hearing it seem to be too "patriotic".
Then he began to tell him why he knew the blockchain. He was originally told by a brother in prison. He heard it and thought that he was very forward (money). He thought again in his brain. After that, I felt that I was enlightened and I was able to kill the rich and the poor. Oh, wrong, the original words are "Use blockchain to save the world's people in the water...".
At this time, the audience applauded enthusiastic applause. At first glance, my heart was even more inflated. If the front of the front suddenly turned around, there was a gigantic can-show on the background LED. The red was not red and the yellow was not yellow. Why did you say that? ? Look at the color of the can, and say that it looks like a red Wanglaji can, it is yellow again. Say it is like the kind of yellow can of Red Bull, it is mixed with the red style of Wong Lo Kat cans, and then the middle of the word is written: crocodile X Pa!
Good guys! You are not mistaken. I first heard that someone used these terms to make their own products. Maybe I am ignorant. I have heard of a leather crocodile brand. After all, the crocodile skin is strong. I also heard a certain tyrant. The problem is that the effect of hair is not clear. Some people ask why you have to take off your shampoo. How do you get your head off? A: This is a family inheritance. I am just talking about bald front doors (not the entire head is bald).
Hey, he accidentally left the question. Immediately afterwards, this embarrassment began to roar on the stage and continued to roar, claiming to use this crocodile X tyrant's blockchain drink (the ghosts knew what its ugly cans had in relation to the blockchain) within 5 years. Do 100 billion! Completed the world's largest X Medical Institute within 10 years. Elimination of four chronic diseases in 20 years (forgive me for continuing ignorance, I still do not know what are the four major chronic diseases)! 30 years to use a robot (how do you get to the robot? Robot said this task it is absolutely not dare to meet) to cure all human diseases!
Voices have not yet fallen. It is said that the time has come. There are also claims that this man was pulled off the stage. The picture is so beautiful that it cannot be imagined.
The next time the organizer invites these guests, they are suggested to make up one thing: the need to provide a hospital certificate: No mental illness or normal mental state.
Great written Article by my dearest friend @rivalhw. Carry on man with your exceptional work. All the very best and Stay Blessed!
群魔乱舞。。。
这个名字不错，我借用下
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我真想当面去感受这画面啊。
画面太美，实在不忍想象。
我也想去看看，笑一笑十年少
不知道为何，这奇葩嘉宾让我想起了大伟哥以前以真实经历改编的那个误入传销的故事…… 哈哈哈😂😂😂
还真是觉得那家伙有传销派头
正所谓野蛮生长
也是大佬跑马圈地的时代
各种人物小丑骗子粉墨登场
这可以叫疯狂，也可以说是混沌状态。新事物产生时都会对未来有美好的描绘，也就是未来价值。很多大型的革新都是这样开始的。呵呵，以后再看！
可能是吧
现场的大伟哥，这个是不是有点可怕啊
没事，我还是见过些场面(传销窝)的，这个就更处乱不惊了 :)