If you think that another shiny new law will keep everyone safe, then – quite frankly – you’re an idiot.

UR WRONG N I THINK UR DUM! FAKE NEWS! WE NEED M0AR LAWS!

^{psa: the above line was sarcasm; the only way to protect yourselves from a deranged person picking up an ink pen and shoving it into your temporal lobe is to take self defense into your own hands. A new law that bans ink pens isn't going to stop said person from using a flathead screwdriver.}