10 Ways To Be A Christian Blogger

in #life6 years ago (edited)

So you want to be a Christian blogger? Well, go ahead, the formula is pretty simple.

1. Share 5-90 pro-life related posts within a 48 hour period.

2. Men, write a blog telling women they need to pursue nice guys.

3. Women, write a blog telling women they don't need to be sluts to find guys.

4. Take a random part of scripture and Tweet for Jesus fam #Blessed.

5. Call something normal like soap ungodly.

6. Tweet a photo of your coffee while opened up to a random part of scripture.

7. Go full Baptist and call the Song of Solomon pornography.

8. Equate Trump to King David right around the next election.

9. Discuss the need to bomb some random country in the Middle East and follow it with a post about loving your neighbor.

10. Discuss your hatred of Jefferson Bethke.

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