I do walk him outside like a dog, but he doesn't act like a dog. It feels a lot more like I'm the one being walked.

I feed him canned food, mostly, with some cereal on the side. He also gets a little bit of egg sometimes and occasionally raw chicken or turkey. He's spoiled. He eats better than I do.

Sounds like you made the perfect kitten toy! They are so cute when they fall into a play coma. :-)