i think it should be sold as a manual, and with it you get a rock :D Play Dead.
Your PET ROCK will take to this trick
like a duck takes to water. It is one
of the most entertaining tricks a rock
can learn, and a trick that is sure to
get many affectionate laughs and approving glances from you and your
friends.
Take your PET ROCK to its training
area and, when you have its undivided
attention, give the command, PLAY
DEAD. If your rock is like most rocks
it will not have to be told more than
once. Immediately, it will go completely stiff as though rigor mortis has setin, and will remain in this posture
until you give a different command.
i think it should be sold as a manual, and with it you get a rock :D
Play Dead.
Your PET ROCK will take to this trick
like a duck takes to water. It is one
of the most entertaining tricks a rock
can learn, and a trick that is sure to
get many affectionate laughs and approving glances from you and your
friends.
Take your PET ROCK to its training
area and, when you have its undivided
attention, give the command, PLAY
DEAD. If your rock is like most rocks
it will not have to be told more than
once. Immediately, it will go completely stiff as though rigor mortis has setin, and will remain in this posture
until you give a different command.
lol