She ran over to the window and looked out at the rain and clouds as if expecting to see a sea of furious Elephant's rampaging through the streets, pinning random strangers down and fingering them.

Ha ha, those fruity metaphors you come up with slay me every time m8.

You're a braver man than me going out to the shops on xmas eve. Fancy having a fit of road rage on the eve most Christmas... he should be saving that rage for his overbearing uncle who repeatedly asks him 'what he's doing with himself these days' or his slightly sozzled gran who keeps stealing the brandy bottle every time he reaches for it! Ooops, I'm over sharing again 😂