Real Life Story #4: Double blonde joke

[Englisch][German]

Don´t get me wrong, I really don´t want to be disrespectful about women, If the following two stories would have happened with men, they would also have been very funny. So here we go, two blonde jokes that really happened.

Real-Life-Joke 1:

Once I was making a pub crawl with some (male) friends. It was getting late and we were already pretty drunk and done, so we were heading home. While walking on the street, two very pretty young and blonde girls were approaching us, both obviously even more drunk, than we were. 

One of the girls adressed my friend, who was walking next to me with a sluring voice: 

"Hey sweety, wanna have a gulp of my beer?"

All the while swinging with her beer-bootle in front of my friends face. My friend answered:

"Nah, surely you have Herpes...!"

She then looked at her bottle in disgust and said:

"Nope, it´s Warsteiner!" (a very common beer-brand in Germany)

Real-Life-Joke 2:

Once a good friend of mine from France with his new (and blonde) girlfriend wanted to visit me in Germany. The tour was planned to take about 6 hours. After having crossed the border from France to Germany for about 2 hours already, all of a sudden the girl asked:

"Wow, this "Ausfahrt" must be a really, really big city." (Ausfahrt = Exit)

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