TEST: how much you are a robot!

In the comments of the previous post there were pluses. Not many, but there were. And it's not surprising, people like NEO who doubt themselves and the surrounding reality, were very rare at all times.

Test tasks will be 3. They are designed for different types of perception and thinking - it is enough to cope with one, but qualitatively.

1 - Come up with three new jokes about yourself, the usual "STAND UP", which you have seen many times from

Evaluation of the result in two dimensions

• the time that you need to complete this task - 10 minutes, hour, day, week
• the reaction of your friends, friends, relatives, to whom you will tell this joke in the appropriate setting

2 - Dance, draw And sing without a phrase, only with sounds: the ship steps like an elephant and turns green in square clouds

• Evaluation of the result * on the internal sense: "Yes, I did it!" or "I could not have been better ..."

Hint - Dance on the logic of the student game, when you need to show a pantomime something.

3 - Mathematically calculate profitability of personal changes - fears, destructive reactions and other harmful things for you.

Evaluation of the result - this should be similar to the business plan: goal / mission, investment, timing, strength, means, result.

The tasks of the test were given proceeding from all understandable logic - the robot:

• this is an automatic system with a minimum sense of humor,
• operates on a clear algorithm, even if it is not adequate to the surrounding situation,
• does not understand abstraction or non-standard commands
• can not plan ahead for own changes and their economic or social consequences

1 2 3I would be happy if you were satisfied with the results of the test! I would be grateful if you share your results in the comments.