AWKWARD MOMENTS #4- "GLUTTONY"

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Hello Steemians, this is the weekly dose of "That Awkward Moment" again for your reading pleasure. A series that teaches us lessons from the hassles we go through everyday of our lives and brought to you on the Blockchain through Steemit. It is the first of it's kind and i hope the stories teaches us some lessons as well as humor us. The fourth episode rolling and i urge you all to read to the end and drop some impact-ful comments.

For a recap into the last three episodes, just click on the Images below:



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Proportionate Food and it's benefits:

Is there any man or woman who doesn't eat? Or anyone who doesn't like to eat? Be it a vegan or meat eaters- we all love eating, but the proportion varies for individuals. Without food our brains will cease to function because there won't be blood flow into the brain and when that happens, Death is imminent. Our bodies once devoid of Nutrients to grow, the body opens up the doors to several disease which breaks down our immune system which also leads to death.

What went wrong

But some do eat in excess, extreme abundance; as we all know it- too much of everything is always bad(Exception making money too much money by the way), too much of eating is when Food becomes Sin- Gluttony

On this faithful day, a certain man had been calling much attention to himself; aside from the fact that he is one big fat fella- he had been grubbing down different substances ranging from Soda, burger, Steak etc since getting to an interstate Bus Station intending to travel to another state- an almost 24 Hours road trip!

So Mr. Bigs, as i decided on a fictional name to call him bought his ticket, now eating a burger with the other hand all the while queuing up for his ticket and Seat allocation. After his luggage had been loaded on board the Giant Luxurious Bus, he went to the Kiosk across the Station entrance to get some bars of chocolates and another round of soda from a vending machine.

A pretty middle age lady had been disgusted watching this bloated man having a merry eating escapade and so she softly went over to Mr. Bigs and whispered to him, but then the Fat man vexed and threw a tantrum; he was now yelling at the lady who simply responded "Hey, i am just a Nutritionist and i really feel you should slow down with the snacks and substance intake"

Mr. Bigs was still ranting after he had snapped at the lady who had walked away instantly, everyone was now gazing at the big man as he continued cuzzing "Hey mind yo damn biz". Some had no idea who he was shouting at as the lady had vanished into one of the Station office.

Now the interstate Bus had filled up with passengers and everyone settled in their seats, the voice of a female driver was heard making final checks/announcement before take-off- Then a twist of event, the Lady Mr.Bigs was shouting at turned out to be the driver of the Bus! The trip had started but Mr.Bigs is now sweating profoundly with a very trembling stomach- the noises could be heard by the passengers sitting directly behind and in-front of him.

As the Bus hits then inter-state, the driver announced finally that the next stop is in 5 hours time. By now Mr. Bigs had already farting and making a fool of himself as the passengers were now complaining about him, some had started to jeer at at him.

......In the end Mr.Bigs had to Shit himself!




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Lmao
Really awkward

Nice one bro

Gracias Jeanie from my Block

Where art thou being?

Been a while i saw your post on my feed,guess i would be searching at my free time.
I have resumed school

Lol ... That awkward moment you decided to name him Mr Big that name though ... Let me go and laugh when I get home , so someone won't name me Mr crazy in this cab
This post really made my day ... Thank you for this @oluwoleolaide

hahahahaha

Mr. Bigs with a single "G" .....No offense to our 9ja Mr. Biggie

Lol ... Got that bro

A very bad habit that needs spiritual cleansing, thanks for sharing this, i think i need to watch it too.

Spiritual Cleansing and Discipline dear bro

Self discipline is the keyword bro

You and your funny stories 😂, you'll not kii me. Lemme coman be going.

Glad to read from you again sweet one- how's the other end of 9ja?

Mosquitoes want to finish somebody here my dear. But I've escaped! 😃.
I hope you're good too

Oh no, sowiee

I am fine ma'am

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