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No guarantees. No refunds. Price does not include postage & packaging. Causes vomiting when ingested by pets. Only available in pink. Why isn't this trending yet?
Shipping to Australia?
Will it cure my hatred for hipsters and rap "music"?
Nothing could cure those aversions, so no.
:-(
extraordinary, thanks
Indeed it is! And only $9.99!
9.99!?! A bargain, sign me up now!!
Will a hundred packages do?
All for the same fabulous price? Of course!
That will be $999.- then, plus P&P. All deliveries come wrapped in plain brown paper, so no worries there.
Have you have them also in other colors? I don't like so much the shades of pink, but the price looks really good :P
Sorry, no. Maybe when we have our distribution channel to Steemians set up we will consider it.
You’re too obvious. They like hidden “surprise” inside the box, not the obvious one! :D
Well, I had to somehow stay close to this shit posting, or it wouldn't be a parody.
Now THAT is a classic. Thanks for the chuckles x 10. I need some, ASAP...
I knew it was an irresistable offer at only $9.99!
Cant' afford NOT to buy it...can I get it by the gross?