STEEM TREK: DELEGATIONS (dank crypto memes)

Its continuing mission, to explore strange new blockchains...

To seek out new bots and new delegations...

To boldly crypto where no one has Krypton before...

(Roll credits with music)

This episode focuses on Steem Trek: The Next Delegation... It's a love story between two space whales, where all the Tribble Coins multiply like the original Q Anon Coin did back in the day... Aboard the Steemship Winnerprize, the bridge officers stay very busy curating posts and trading on the internal market... Watch out for Worf, if you are a spammer or a scammer! He is our SteemKult bouncer, and will flag the hell out of you and bite your phone...

If you think that is wild, you should see what the Ferengi are up to these days... They have a whole space station built out of bitcoin! Most likely stolen, although ever since they began teleporting from the blockchain dimension, it is difficult to be certain...

Across the galaxy, the BORG have been secretly plotting their invasion, sending spies disguised as silk road workers... Be on the lookout for individuals who think that assimilation is easy... And if that isn't enough to get you to tune in, Data is trying out a new LSD Chip for his positronic blockchain brain...

Also at the senior officer's poker table is Lt. LaForge... He was recently scolded by 1st Officer Criker, about using his visor to to predict the price of steem, then pickpocket payouts from the poker pot... But Data gave him a wedgie and used his afro for a velcro bulletin board, and he learned to play fair...

Beverly Crushin'It is a skilled doctor, but her parent-hashtag abilities aren't enough to stop Wil Wheaton from showing up to the Star Wars premiere in his Trek uniform, LOL!! (He really did that...)

When the whale Jean-Luc Picasso was sent as a delegate to the Wormhole Beings, they asked him why he didn't use the restroom before leaving his body... He upvoted their comment, and peace reigned throughout the United Federation Of Steemits... The Wormhole Beings agreed to come live inside all iPhones... Steem us up!

Click Here To See Previous Steem Trek post...
(No need to upvote, it is archived...)

And click here for more STEEM TREK,
which is being featured in the Weekly Newsletter from @creative-steem


It features Trek memes from the original series...
And I admit, yes it was me who made the @curie meme, LOL!
(Imagine George Takei's voice! "Oh my!")

The primary difference between the two series' is the old Steemship used Dylithium Crypto to reach warp speed, and the new ship runs on Smart Media Tokens... Much faster! But the alien chicks are still hot...

Please join us every episode! Watch the exploration unfold, and always remember the Meme Directive of trolling only that which is evil...

Last thing I want to leave you with, something I find very ironic in ANY universe... Why is Number One the SECOND IN COMMAND??? He should be called Number Two!! LOL, suddenly I wonder if that was ready-room code for I HAVE TO PEE!! OMG, if I don't stop laughing I will never get this posted... LMAO...

Live Long And PowerUp!