I Need To Tell You All Something About My Penis

in life •  last year 

Since this post is about my penis, I'll keep it short.
It's not the size of the post that matters anyway; it's how you post it.

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Well, this is embarrassing.

I guess I got a little bit too excited.

My penis post is already finished.

Don't you hate it when that happens?
(Happy Halloween!)

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From your last post, I already knew that there would be nothing in the post but still, I urged to check it out. Well Done. ;)

Dayyan Khan


  ·  last year (edited)

Yeah, it's not the quantity, but the quality you put in it 🤣

Still, it's good to know about your penis...

My blue ball-point pen-is showing my blue ball

Please good sir, don't flag me for my stupidity! My parents could not afford condoms...

What happened to the other one?

The pen-is in, sir 🤣 isn't it a ballpoint pen after all?
(Blame @trumpman, he gives me too many blows to the head lately!)

I hope he at least uses a phone book for that.

I was a little afraid of what I would read here to be honest, I guess that is great in the spirit of Halloween. How sad you finished so quickly though.

Hope you had (or have?) a great Halloween! We don't do Halloween here. Shops are trying to change that ofcourse.

Yes. I had a feeling people would be afraid to click. Maybe next year I'll dress up as a penis since I know it's so scary now.

The shops will attempt to change the culture. There's money in it. It's not hard to brainwash an entire group of people through the use of advertising to create a new holiday like they do here in North America.

Have you considered how useful that is?

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It's efficient so therefore leaves less of an impact on the environment?

Exactly! And easy to pack!

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I am laughing my head off at the post! I am glad I came here tonight. LOL

I couldn't think of anything more ridiculous than this today. I'm sorry about your loss. I'm sure you'll get your head back eventually.

It might be short but at least it's not a micro post.

I'm just glad I found time to rise to the occasion and get this post over with.

Wrapped up in 3 minutes?

One pump chump.

you could have extended it.

Could have used a strap on post too, I guess.

  ·  last year (edited)

Endurance training, erm fun with fruit?

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You're right! The banana!

Something you haven't told us about size issues?

It's not the size of the post that matters anyway; it's how you post it.

Nice try. Keep on telling yourself that.

By the wayI can go smaller ...yeah.

I'm offended at your penis.

^ That's what she said.

Hahahahaha you nailed it man you conveyed a very deep meaning in a very short way hands off to you...

"it's not the size"🤣🤣

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Since this post is about my penis, I'll keep it short.

You might want to re-phrase that, :) on first glance it reads as something else. You might be in danger of being in the same league as this guy

I did that on purpose though to get that exact reaction you had, out of my viewership. Would it be funny if I said it any other way? LOL!

That was the hilight of my Halloween. It was also the hilight because no kids came to my house. What am I supposed to do with all of this candy?

Save it for next year. They won't know until they get it home. And I told ya I'd do something scary for Halloween! LOL!

Yes, you did tell me that. You know, I can't think of anything more frightening for Halloween than old candy...

Well at least you wrapped it up with a happy ending.....

I always practice safe posting.

Make it long and stop pissing about!

Yeesh... can't even tell a dick joke around here these days...

I just died 🤣

Thank you for that... better than 95% of the content on Steem...

Thanks for laughing at my; uhm... yeah. My quick little penis post.

This was the only trick I got all season and it was short and sweet - terrible choice of words. It was short, let's just leave it at that.

Well I knew I wouldn't be getting any candy from you people so I thought I'd... you know; do that.

Such a premature end.

It's a new beginning.

Born-again virgin.

Damnnnnn!!!!! Finally, a penis post on steemit! I love having one!

Well, this isn't my first time presenting a penis here. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find the first one.

Well, that's unfortunate. Thank you for reminding us that us men should be proud of our dicks.

Man, you’re really putting yourself out there with this post 😏

I'm surprised people can even see this post.

I wish you hadn't told me this about your penis.

I couldn't think of a scarier Halloween post.

I'm going to have nightmares.

I found the termination of this post a little premature.

These things happen...

Technically, to the single ladies this post is a trick and a treat all in one. Shame the ending was so premature but you know what they say.."The penis mightier than the sword." Short but very satisfying writing.

Thank you for enjoying my penis post. The early bird gets the worm or something so I guess that's cool.

I was eagerly awaited to see what was the story man but ended in a short cut . Well keep moving.