Oh I see what you did there old boy. Marvelous! The nerve of that chap. You did the community a service. He wont be missed, nor will his van.

You know, I was initially going to remark on how odd it was for you to arrive at a gathering sans driver. Perhaps, I'd told myself, it was a sign of the times. Now I know you were simply playing 4D chess and needed an absence of witnesses. Top show!