NASA is sending up deadly bacteria in balloons during the eclipse. WTF are they up to? Is this a bioweapons experiment?

Under the guise of "Mars research", NASA is sending up highly deadly bacteria in balloons during the solar eclipse. Does anyone else think this is f**king bizarre? What do highly deadly bacteria have to do with Mars research and why do they seem to need to have them exposed to the solar eclipse? This story screams "bullshit".

What most people don't realize is that numerous indigenous tribes around the world see eclipses as highly dangerous due to the destructive energies that are associated with them. As you can read in this article, the Navajo believe that you should not look at or be outside during an eclipse. Their shamans say that eclipses can cause health problems, mental derangement, and emotional imbalances simply based upon the energies that people are exposed to during the eclipse.

Enter NASA.. Now imagine that you are a US military project (NASA is one to many people's surprise) and you have a bunch of bioweapons projects but you just can't seem to get your bioweapons to really kill every f**king thing they come in contact with. You're now looking for a way to make your bioweapons so virulent that they'll make Stephen King's "The Stand" look like everyone in it just caught a sniffle. Suddenly somebody in the bioweapons team has this "great" idea. They heard that Native Americans have a tradition of avoiding eclipses due to the malevolent energies that accompany them. So they hatch a plan to expose a bunch of already deadly bioweapons to the energies of the solar eclipse with the intent of making these bioweapons into instant death from above.. Honestly, this scenario wouldn't really surprise me.

There's an alternate (and a bit tongue in cheek) scenario that also wouldn't surprise me all that much.. A CIA-led faction of the government decides they want to set up a false flag bioweapons attack that will be blamed on North Korea, but they need to figure out how to covertly disperse the bioweapons across the US and really get it everywhere they can. So they decide to come up with some corny ass NASA Mars experiment as the cover for it. Furthermore, being the Lucifer-worshiping pricks they are, they decide, for occult ritual purposes, to send these off during the solar eclipse with the hope that it might weaponize their shit even further.

Regardless of what these f**kers are up to, I can pretty much guarantee that it's no good for you or me. Whenever you hear some weird ass story that makes no sense and involves what sounds like the mass distribution of bioweapons via balloons, it's time to get a bit concerned and stay inside. You should listen to your friendly neighborhood Navajo shaman and avoid the new chemtrails substitute they've put together in order to celebrate the eclipse.