Undress!

My friend has a buffet in a simple district clinic where she picks up doctors and patients in between appointments and procedures. My friend tries never to contact a doctor and when health problems happen, she is engaged in self-medication or just patiently waiting for the disease to go away by itself. Doctors and medicines are not for her. But this spring she experienced such severe health problems that she departed from the principles, got courage and went to see a therapist right there, in the clinic where she works.

To tell the truth, the doctor, who was taking the reception, honestly did not want to go. She did not like him very much. But that day only this doctor accepted, and there was simply nowhere to postpone the visit. She went into the office under the joyous yelling: "Oh, Katya, hello! What is it that has come? "It is clear that all the doctors fed from Katyusha from time to time knew her in person and by name.

• Yes, I have problems with my health ... - Katya said sadly.

• And what happened? Tell me!

• She's reeling. Yes, so shaky that I can not walk. The head is very spinning. Nauseous. Heart beats like mad ...

• Oh, oh-oh-oh, so tell me that I fell in love !!! Cried the doctor.

• Yes, no, I did not fall in love, - Katya laughed at his remark.

• Well. Let's undress!

• What for?!!!

"I'll listen to you."

She tried to lift the sweater and hung in such a position that the doctor could listen to it.

• No! Take off your belt! All! Bra too!

Katya immediately remembered the famous anecdote about the doctor, where the grandmother tells another old woman that, they say, it's a strange thing, they asked me to undress in a doctor's office as a youth, and now it's enough to show the language. In short, I had to undress, since the doctor urgently asked what Katya most of all did not want.

The doctor examined and listened to her. I wrote out the pills ... In the evening, talking to Katya on the phone, I snidely told her: "Kat, do you understand that he stupidly wanted to admire your breasts? I went to the therapist many times, but no one ever asked me to undress! "-" Yes, I understand. Why I did not want to go to him. He is famous for loving the female sex ... "

We passed the weekend. On Monday, Katya came to her buffet for work and sees: through the crowd of patients, the very same doctor walks through and screams through the corridor: "Katya, hello! How is your heart there? "-" Thank you, it's better already. " At that moment she thought: "Yes, I do not ask you why you have a broken hand after the weekend, you can see that it was a good weekend, it was boring! )) God, how good it all is, that he is not a gynecologist! And then the whole corridor would ask, how is your ...?))) "