1.- I sometimes think about brutally murdering people. Bad people. With a bat. In sadistic fashion.

2.- I would totally fuck my cousin.

Context:

For #1: My country has one of the highest murder, armed assault, corruption, AND impunity rates in the world. In recent times, when thieves are caught by mobs, they are lynched, burnt alive. I fear if I were ever in such a situation, I would join the mob to torture another human being to death, and I would enjoy it.

For #1: She got fat ass, yo! She's quite pretty as well, but that ass man...