The Bearded Lady
Oh, look at me, I'm a lady!!
The Bear-Man sashayed out from behind his counter and ran his hands up and down his sides in a strange and terrifying attempt to look... seductive?
I had just arrived at his beer shop and was soaking wet and not in a good way. Outside, the storm battered at the doors as if it wanted to give me another good hosing.
What the fuck are you doing?
I asked bemusedly.
The Bear-Man was now moving toward me wiggling his hips as if he was channeling his inner Shakira.
It wasn't the best look for a sixteen stone, bearded man.
He continued to shimmy towards me and I began to feel a mounting sense of horror.
What if... all this time... I had thought that the Bear-Man had wanted to puggle me up the chocolate macaroon but in fact he didn't...
What if he actually wanted me to get out the pork baton and get all Hong Kong cop on him?
Oh noes. This was an affront to my sensibilities.
Time slowed to a crawl as thoughts bounced rapid-fire through my head.
The Bear-Man stopped in in front of me, one hand on a hip and the other held to the side like an obscene hairy teapot.
I bit my lip.
I would have to kill him. It would be a kindness really.
I wondered if it would be possible to skin him and attempt to wear him for a week or two whilst trying to transfer ownership of his shop to myself?
Them I remembered he had a wife.
Damn, doing the hoky-poky with a strange lady whilst wearing the bearded skin of her murdered husband might be a hard one to pull off.
I nodded grimly to myself.
Who says life's easy?
I raised an iron hand for the killing blow.
Whatcha think then?
The Bear-Man produced a can as if from nowhere and brandished it at me.
Bearded Lady it announced proudly on the front.
Get it?
TheBear-Man did a little dance again
Oooo, look at me. I'm a lady!
He grinned.
So it was a joky reference to a can of beer?
I lowered the iron hand and took the can from him.
It looks like he gets to live... for now.
You amuse me, sir, I therefore express my approval with an upvote and a comment. I shall proceed to the tasting post forthwith.
Amusement is my
raisin settleraison dertthat thing that French folk say!RoFL! I love Bear Man's antics XD
And also wonder why you're not used to them by now but then again it's much funnier this way XD
Hehe, he is quite the character. It's easy more fun for me to be outraged! :0D
This is how I see them starting... first they start dressing up as a woman as a "joke" then they become them... You better hold on to that iron hand bud, you might need it in the future...
Every man needs an iron hand in his pocket!
I think it's time you posted as a lady 100% of the time, it suits you well.
Lolz!! I world but I find the taffetas and supplies coaster against my beautiful soft skin!! :0D
This sounds like my entire college experience.
That must have been half awesome half awful!! :0)
Ha ha, I'd have a go on a good beer called bearded lady... but it sounds like the bear-man had something different in mind!!!!
Yikes!!
Yikes indeed! I will be happy to stick with the beer I think!!!
He made a better joke than some of the Woke comedians I have been recommended lately on youtube. Wish someone would iron hand them across the face.
I can't be doing with that kind of comedy. I like my comedy grimy and shocky!
Definitely. The kind of comedy for people so tough they shoot their teeth clean with a shotgun instead of brush.
That's the stuff. The type that makes old ladies sitting near you tut and reason about leaving and when I say old ladies I mean the men!!
Haha , yow tranny ,
I stuck'em in deep shit last night (and night before and night ...) hihi
Tired , need some beers and a conversation on formal level.
Staarek water and good medication.
Hehe grave pics :-))
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Lol, it's quite a good head swapping job I think!!
Fortunately I'm still all grizzly in real life!
You can't go wrong with a good beer or seven! :0)
Epic image as always, although a little more filter would be required to match what I see on Tinder these days :O
Best put this one in a furry cup?
Moahr filter!! There can't be enough filter!!
A furry cup might end up a fiery cup!!! :0)
That video never gets old!!
and that ... my beer drinking friend ... is why I gave you the 10 hour version of it.
Enjoy
Oh, you are too kind! We need to oft him while we can. There is not enough bleach in this world to take that image of the sashaying bearded lady-man out of my head.
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I am so very kind. I wonder if I'm too kind!!
Or was quite the sashaying sight. Like everything Shakira isn't... Lol!!
Oh, my. What a turn on. LOL
Lol, indeed!!! :0D