Steam Cleaners
You know anything about Steemcleaners?
Asked the good lady casually.
My eyes bulged and my stomach clenched in terror as if the lady next door had come knocking to ask for help with her fog-lantern again.
It's all original content. You can't get me, I swear it!?
I burbled out manically.
The good lady gave me an odd look.
What did you say?
I wrestled myself up from my slouching position in the armchair to a more reasonably upright pose where I might be able to defend myself better.
Why? Why you asking? I write all my own stuff, alright?
Was this it? Was I facing the end of my Steemit career? Was I to be crushed under the juggernaut of the Steemcleaners!? And for what, was it because I loved too much??
Well sod that. I wasn't going out without a fight.
I considered my options.
I could power down my whole nearly 40K steempower and go all in on EOS? Maybe buy some RAM or whatever nonsense passed for participation in that community?
Or I could go rogue, Darth Vader style, flagging random people endlessly on a joyless spree of negativity. If I was challenged I could point to Steemcleaners as being my Obi-Wan in the lava pit?
But who would be my Palpatine?
Hmm.
Or I could just sell out and fire my hard earned SP into a random bidbot and cackle madly whilst counting my daily Crypto doubloons?
Yes, that would work. Alright then, that's exactly what I would...
So, I asked you a question and you're just staring into space. Steemcleaners? Remember?
The good lady interrupted my train of thought.
I narrowed my eyes and sniggered.
Alright then, do it. Unleash hell!!
I said, clenching my fist down into a victory pump as if I had just stolen a seal's egg.
Eh? Unleash what? I have a coupon for 25% off steam cleaners on Amazon. I was thinking we could do with one. Should I get it?
I turned my head to the side like a starling eyeing up a worm.
Oh. A Steam Cleaner. Ooooohhh. Right. Eh, yeah. Go on then.
The good lady went off to buy stuff with my money and I settled back down into my armchair with a happy sigh.
Looks like I will live to fight another day.
Cheers![15534428659681381421519578383708.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmZ4DE46AwRHkWSguZJau1e4E4p4Jrrtq2dUSUAKGejSAW/15534428659681381421519578383708.jpg)
Wayhay!! Now that's a shopping basket!! Cheers dude!
Yeah
Well I am glad that you escaped the possible claws of Steemcleaners... However, careful Boom. First it starts with them buying, then they will want YOU using it! See where Im going with this!
Oh I see where you are going. That has happened with so many things!!!
Oh I see where you
Are going. That has happened
With so many things!!!
- meesterboom
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
Greetings @meesterboom,
Thank you for the smiles.....laughing. ^__^
What a story......regarding the worst possible thing that could happen to a Steemian......this is the stuff of nightmares. hehe
Splendid illustrations......the Louvre!.....well you have to start somewhere.
All the best to you and yours.
Cheers!
Hehe, I am glad someone noticed the Louvre!! I need a pyramid and it fitted perfectly!!
Yes, I really wouldn't like a bad visit from them!! Cheers @bleujay and all the best to you and yours!! :0)
I saw the title right but I just thought to be sure it the same as that I know, I search Amazon UK and... yes should be one of these
![](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSFGTXjeb1Hy3a3NTfftnkoEi1qFhz8CWU9jxnzLaDR81/image.png)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=steam+cleaner&ref=nb_sb_noss_2
Now, maybe you can pretend to know a bit more. :)
Hehe, those are the ones!!! I had never really heard of them before!!
For a moment, I thought she may be referring garment steamer which I was considering one time instead of an iron.
We could do with one of them, I have the job of garment steaming and I don't like it!!
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I am trying to interpret your deeper message about the functioning of a 'cleaning' organization that judges quality.
It is buried deep, deep, deep within the text! :0)
After all the heartbreak and despair she unwittingly caused and this is how she unpays you?!
She seems to have a hotline straight to the despair key in my brain!
I can't unsee the fact that if you got targeted by Steemcleaners you would sell out to bidbots... shame on you boom-sensei, shame!!!
Whenever I talk about STEEM with my friends they always ask me what Steam(the gaming company) has to do with cryptos...
Hehe, I wouldn't. I was shooting the shit. Probably because I know I couldn't get targeted!
Ye shall live yet another day...and your tale shall live through eternity on the bloke-chain...
Hehe, I have never heard anyone day the bloke-chain. I likes it!
Bloke-chain just popped into my head while commenting to you...glad you 'spotted' it :>)
Hehe it's gotta get used more
Sorry Boomy, I have only resteemed this post and did not upvote seems the upvotes i have been giving seems to be going in the wrong direction sadly.
Hahaha, you have the cursed upvotes!! ;0)
think I have the issue settled, at least the votes are going in the right direction now.
Phewee!