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I should have known you wouldn't delve into the situation.When it is not to do with you, who is actually listening and cares. Lol.That is the one trait of men i admire the most.

Us women ( oh no im gonner get the old pc brigade on me)cant help but interfere and give the advice out and ask questions like where the police.I am an old school busy body and curtain twitcher these days.Withdrawal symptoms from work.lol

Leave him to it, which you already done! Its no pile,of his arse.Is it?

I crack my self up- i am sooo sad

There is nothing wrong with cracking yourself up, shows good taste!!