Trump Threatens Drastic Measures to Force Wall Construction
Following up on an angry tweet this morning, Trump is reportedly telling close confidants and aides that if things don't change, and soon, he will take drastic measures. First, he tweeted this:
But his tirade did not end there, according to reliable sources. Still angry and not satisfied, he then came down from the president's residence, stood in the hallway outside of the Oval Office and told everybody he was holding his breath "until the crooked Democrats or stupid Mexicans give me my wall!"
The POTUS is determined, aides say, and promises not to move or breathe until his demands are met... or at least until snack time. Which ever comes first. White House Staff are said to be anxiously waiting close by with his "big red button" he pushes when he wants them to bring him a Diet Coke and Family Sized Cheetos, which will signal that this crisis is over. At least until the next one.
Gawed Bless Murika
He's going to shut down the government in order to put a scar across the landscape that will hurt the environment. Brilliant.
Trump's angry tweets. All of his tweets have anger, sometimes repressed, sometimes not.
The wall is not going to solve anything. It's just going to grease the pockets of government contractors who will then donate to Trump's re-election campaign.
Trump do anything else!!!!!!!11
You had me for a second.
It is increasingly difficult to distinguish the fine difference between Donald the factual fool and Donald the fictional fool.
I'm still not sure if Trump is just simply as moronic as he seems or whether he's the greatest distraction muppet the U.S have put in power yet. One thing is for sure though, reality tv just went to the next level..