Hahaha, I feel ya! That sounds like street slang though. Or office slang in the lines of working at a strip club or bar haha. Or if you're employed by an alley that sports some street craps games.

I've heard "woke," and yeah, I think it means "Wow, he has had his mind blown before and is aware of the universe, brah!" Or something along those lines.

So many shit words!