We Live In A World Where It Is Far Too Difficult To Find Original Oreos

All I can ask is who in hell thought the world needed cinnamon bun Oreos? I took this picture at the store yesterday. I just wanted a pack of original Oreos. It took me a few minutes to find them on the bottom.
At eye level are peanut butter, red velvet, mint, cinnamon bun, and chocolate cream Oreos. There are also lemon, birthday cake, and mega/double stuff. Far too many choices in my opinion. I have no desire to try any of them.
I just remember cartman from south park say he made quadruple stufs with 2 double stufs.... I love oreos lol
My husband likes the megastuffs. He'd probably eat quadruple stuffs. I don't enjoy that much filling. I just like them normal.
The cinnamon bun oreos are amazing. Throw them in a blender, then mix with some softened French vanilla ice cream. Amazing.
Believe it or not, doing that with that different flavored oreos and ice cream is one of the few things that helped to alleviate some of the (literal) pain and agony while I was dying from a mouth full of rotting and infected teeth. It also made it just a little less unbearable emotionally.
The birthday cake ones are really good, but my favorite were the Reese's Pieces oreos. Lemon actually isn't that new, it's been around for a few years.
I have so much desire to try all of them! Only because I had no idea that so many of them exist. I think I've only seen regular chocolate and strawberry and the double cream.
Though I am trying to avoid eating so much crap, I would gladly take a break from being healthy with mint, cinnamon or tiramisu oreos. But yeah, overall this wide variety of choices is sometimes ridiculous. After I try tiramisu oreos, I'll probably feel they don't do cake justice.
I'm not a huge Oreo fan, but if I'm going to indulge... I like the originals, double stuf, or the chocolate filling. None of the other sounds appealing. I'm with you, @marxrab!
Thank you!!!! I thought the exact same thing when I was in the cookie aisle.