Case in a polyclinic

Recently, in the district clinic, standing in a long line to the therapist, I accidentally heard such a conversation. A man in years, apparently, about sixty-five years old, no less, went to the nurse who had fled from the office and asked her for directions for testing. She flinched back into the office and came out with the direction already outlined:

• Here, look. You will come in the morning of such a number. Give the urine from 8 to 9 in such a cabinet on the second floor ...

• And how to take it?

• What do you mean?!!

"Where do I get it?"

• In a small container.

"Can I make it in the glass?"

• No! In a glass just it is impossible! You never gave urine ??? !!! Listen ... the pharmacy sells small containers with lids for testing. Buy this container, and bring it in the urine for analysis.

• How much does it cost?

"Look, I do not know. Maybe twenty rubles, somewhere so ... I can not tell you exactly ...

• Are you crazy or what ?! !! Another thing that was missing was that I bought a container for testing for twenty rubles! Why so expensive?!! At me, by the way, pension small !!!!!

The poor nurse was not there to answer, and disappeared behind the door of the office. A pensioner for a long time and stubbornly resented why everything is so expensive, but the pension is so small that you can not buy it. Two pensioners from the queue standing in the office verbally supported him and also outraged that the state did not care about the old people. In short, the mess in the country!