Hahahahaha, @exyle it reminded me of once I was with a friend and he was tryna do some electrical work by himself. I asked why, he said he doesn't have to waste his money on things he can do by himself. He clearly didn't wanna pay an electrician but after his electric cooker got blown with the first trial, he had to pay five times the initial cost, just to get the whole mess sorted out.

So next time you got a job, let pro's be pro's