How cooling your rocks can change your life

With winter now over, warmer days are coming. Higher temperatures in your kinda clean pants, increased sweat in your trousers, we all have to live with it.

But here's one thing for you. When you get home after a hot day, or after you take a lava-hot shower, do yourself a favor and grab that fan. It's time to get it out - literally.

You can put it in front of your chair or adjust the angle so that it gets towards the side of the bed. Then drop those pants. Everything. Turn the fan on, trust me you want the high setting for this one. Then sit on the chair/lie on the bed in front of the fan, spread those legs and lift those balls. If someone asks you something like "what are you doing in that room" you can answer with "meditation", it counts.

This is a way to enlightenment that every man can reach. All you need is a chair and a fan. And a hot day and probably some privacy. I hope you will enjoy it and achieve the greater spiritual accomplishment that you were born to seek, achieve and surpass. You may fall asleep. They may get too cold at some point so you can adjust the fan setting accordingly. But why does it feel so great? That's because your rocks are the factory machine for the stuff. And it works better when it's cool. Keep your rocks too hot all the time, who knows, you may even risk having some issues down there. Balls health is essential to the human race and should be the n.1 priority of every man, but sadly marketing companies keep promoting briefs, bosses keep asking for overtime, the pressure and the heat keep building and it's up to you to take care of those balls man. Or to your lady. A true lady will get the fan on after the shower so her man can relax and cool his balls before the action. If you want him to be happy, you gotta get it when it's fresh.

That's all.