2 jokes for the day

Never underestimate Indian minds: Indian sees a prostitute in London and asks how much?
She says: £50 on the bed,
£30 on the sofa,
£10 on the floor.
Indian gives her £50.
She says WOW,
on the bed?
Indian says no,
5 times on the floor..!!! 👍🏼

Female Doctor : what can I do for you today?
Woman: my husband want intense sex everyday and several times a day. I m very stress. What should I do?
Female Doctor: Just give him my hand phone number.