3 Little Pigs

3 Little Pigs

This little piggy went to market
When he got there he was mugged.
His second brother went to find him
Drank at a bar and got drugged.
The third he couldn’t be bothered
To know where his siblings had went
Lost all their money on pokies
Down to the very last cent.

The wolf came along with an offer
One that just couldn’t lose.
If you give me your heart and your liver
Ill give you more coins and booze.
Now the third he thought it over
The wolf seemed a straight up chap
But he knew he needed those organs
So offered to dance on his lap.

The wolf thought that he was crazy
But he started to hatch a plan.
Grabbed two eggs and a hash brown
Now get up and dance in this pan.
The third he got suspicious
When he noticed his feet getting hot
The wolf said “You smell delicious”
What else could I add to this pot?

The wolf started huffing and puffing
To flare up the flames underneath.
The pig could swear he smelled bacon
As the wolf was preparing his wreath.
Finally the pig stopped his dancing
For he wanted to go spend his coin
The wolf showed his true intentions
So the pig gave a kick to the groin.
And he went
Wee weee weeee
All the way home.

by Kiwee

Author's Comments:
"a nursary rhyme with a difference"