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RE: Catch Up to the Ketchup and the Infinitely Sad Monkey: Best Post Title Ever and Did You Know I Write Important Things As Well?
You could be a political pundit and speak very seriously using your characters and we would all ooh and aaah on your utter insight and genius while the world looked on trying to equate a real life character to the sad monkey or wonder about your metaphors and the symbolism of ketchup. Then you would clarify everything using fruit instead. That would be awesome.
That would be like comparing apples to monkeys, which is silly, because they both grow on trees.
Huh! Maybe the squash is the monkey. Now I have confused you, for now.
A squash is still a fruit, but I am confused now.
I'm impressed - most people don't know that, but it doesn't grow on a tree. Now your head will explode like VGER from Star Trek.
Vines grow on trees though.
Big squash won't grow on a tree or they fall and become a big SQUASH.
Just like a monkey.
But without monkey hands or a tail.