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RE: Those Were The Days
You know what, I've thought about that. I mean, I've seen the way birds look at me. I have been pooped on more times than I dare count as well. But, I was but a child then. Too innocent for this world. Had I been framed? Did they mistook me for someone else? They do have brains that befit, well, birds.
Oh how I wish that I could've kicked that dove as well. That would really teach him to embarrass me!
There is the highest chance they could have mistaken you. Their minds are easily distracted. Perhaps you look like someone who has grievously wronged them.
Where can we take this though? Is there some kind of avian high court?
Oh there is! I tried contacting my avian lawyer friend I knew a while back. He's a finch named Atticus, but I lost his number. I tried tweeting him instead, but he has yet to respond. Boo! (Radley)
Oh boom once again your word gymnastics have left me agape!!! I bow you your feathered majesty!!