You are the best, BOOM-erang! I'm glad he knew it! I mean, you don't have the best grasp of what a wingman should be doing (I think?), but you're surely made to help people out. How old is he? The dating scene isn't as it was before. There always has to be some gimmicks involved. I remembered my turn years ago. All these questions of how much polar bears weigh and other pickup lines. It was only when I let the gimmicks go did I find my belle. But, I did have my fair share of being a wingman. Not the bed substitute kind though. Should I be snapping my fingers because of lost opportunities?
I think you should be counting your lucky stars that you didn't have to be a valiant second
He is nearly forty. You think he would know better. I hope he doesn't start to ask me about tinder and all that jazz!!!
1,2,3,4, hmm.. is that a star? Oh huh, I think so. 5.
40!? He should've planned ahead!! Here I though he was in his late 20s!! Man, it's definitely tough to be 40 years old and in the market. Slim pickings unless he's a millionaire!