OMG, I'm laughing so hard my tummy hurts! "spewnami" ... LOL!!! I do admit to turning somewhat green and almost gagging at some of the descriptions, though : "The stench of curdled udders pushing noxious fingers up my nose and through my eyes into my brain." - just, EWWWWW!!
Well I am glad I managed to convey the very horror that was tripping through my mind as it was happening It was vile!
I can very well believe that - and you did a superb job in conveying the horror of the experience, lol.