If you've followed to this point, the addition of a PGD2 inhibitor like Quercetin (powder) and PGE2 promoter like Ginger Root could prove to be beneficial for my formula.

The addition of sperm is to be left to your discretion. I suppose it's for the more desperate, or perhaps "brave" of the bunch out there.

As to whether or not I give it a go, well, I wouldn't admit that I jizz on my own head even if I did, so what's the point of even saying that I won't? Take that however you wish...

...moving along...

Here's an argument for Quercetin being a good choice as the PGD2 inhibitor:

Studies suggest that some flavonoids such as quercetin could be used effectively as topical medication rather than supplements, so that people experiencing hair loss could benefit from an increased effect. When it comes to skin conditions quercetin is efficient in inflammatory skin diseases (Caddeo et al., 2014) as well as to control UVB-mediated oxidative damage of the skin (Casagrande et al.,), so topical application of these flavonoids might be more efficient than using them as dietary supplements. In alopecia areata, subcutaneous injections showed induced hair regrowth in preexisting alopecic lesions (in mice). (Wikramanayake et al., 2012)