I certainly have no idea what you are talking about, and remain entirely unconvinced by your story. Surely you exaggerate. :P
But seriously, it does get crazy as we perform the various duties larger libraries get to divide between a half-dozen specialists. Miss M qualifies for sainthood IMHO.
Yes, play the vague-card. You Outreach people have to be good at acting...😜
Miss M has to put on a program every day of the week, so I'm pretty sure that she is in the extra-special, gold-dusted, sainthood qualification bracket!