Our annual library fire safety training has been postponed due to the coronavirus closure. Staff meetings were axed even before the formal closure hit. But there will be no fire escape drill, just some droning talk and some sorta-fun fire extinguisher simulation.

Probably a good thing though. Alas, the hot librarian ladies are mostly already married to men who know their way around firearms and know quiet places in the woods where bodies are unlikely to be found if I were to hazard a guess. And @generikat's husband wouldn't even go to the bother of trying to hide bodies.