A man looks at the restaurant menu and says to the waitress 'I want a quickie'and the waitress slaps is face.
Another waitress passes and the man says 'Can I have a quickie'He gets his face slapped again.
A diner at the next table leans over and says 'It's pronounced 'keesh'
His quiche is delivered and he say's to the waitress 'Where are the condiments'? She blushes and say's 'I think there's a machine in the Gent's toilet'.