The day I got offered sex for taxi fare ...

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My day started out like any other. Got up, had coffee, checked the markets, and played a few Android games. Day goes on and I decide to walk to the store down the road. Get some exercise and hopefully lose a few inches. [Ed- Yea right, good luck with that]

While walking home I was actually excited because today was Thursday and that meant a fresh episode of Hots or Shots. You don't know what it is....?

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Upon my return to the house ( I live in a communial house ), I unlock the security gate and head towards my room. As I'm unlocking my door, I hear the other tenants door unlock and this random African lady exits holding her phone listening to music I presume as she had headphones on. As I unlock my door I look behind me ( the other tenant's room door is behind me down the hall ) & see this lady approaching me.

A quick "wtf" in my mind but I remain calm and greet her.

Me: "Hello"

Lady: "Hello, who are you?"

( Erm, I'm the dude who friggen lives here & I've never seen you before, so who the @!#$ are YOU?)

Me: "I'm Joshua"

Lady: "Do you have water?"

Me: "Yes"

Lady: "Give me some." Walks into my bedroom without permission and heads straight to the fridge

Me: "I only have ice water"

Lady: "No I want ice cubes" Opens up my freezer without permission and peeks inside

Me: "Ok, you need to leave please."

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Lady: "No wait, I need taxi fare"

( Another quick "wtf" in my mind )

Me: "I don't have money sorry. Where is the gentleman who's room you just came out of?"

Lady: "I don't know. He left."

Me: "Well you cannot be alone in this house as none of the tenants know who you are including me"

Lady: "No wait, I really need taxi fare."

Pulls my arm heading back into my room

Lady: "Come, I'll give you something for taxi fare"

Me: "No."

Lady: "Oh please, how am I supposed to get home?"

Me: "I'm sorry but I cannot help you."

I lead her towards the front door so I can unlock the gate for her to leave

Lady: "I don't know where he went to ( the tenant ), can't I just stay with you? We'll have some fun"

I'm thinking this lady of the night has more STD's than I have upvotes on my posts

Me: "I don't do those things. Have a good day further"

Lady: sulks and walks away

She was actually a well dressed lady who didn't smell like a bar. Neat hair and actually well spoken. I was so shocked to say the least.

Is my body worth a mere taxi fare? WTF! The nerve. LOL

Long story short this tenant apparently brings random women into the house for whatever they do in his room. I highly doubt he brings various ladies in here to help him with his taxes. It's so disturbing because these random people see the house insode, and can obviously plan a robbery or whatever.

Can you believe the world we live in ...