You could always go for a romantic candlelit dinner. Can't see anything going wrong with that one...
I grinned madly as if chewing a stick.
You've tried it before? How do you know what you look like whilst chewing a stick, and why would you be grinning. Unless... Nope, not gonna go there.
the evil Lord of Mazes
Everyday I pick a new stick for the chewing. One knows where one is when you have a good stick to chew :0)