The clickbait here is that you woke up, right? :D

I can never really nap, unless I'm truly exhausted, or hung over, and want to not deal with consciousness for a while. I'm a really, really terrible sleeper, and I've found on the rare ocassion where I have napped, it leads to a broken, broken sleeping pattern.

I'd be ruined if I lived in Spain, with forced Siestas!