Evolution vs Rastafari (Why Rasta Wins)

I normally RECOMMEND Christianity for any who WANT a recommendation for a religion.

Nonetheless you have to recognize that there are a great many others who simply need something better than evolutionism, and who for one or more of a variety reasons simply cannot stand Christianity.

Fortunately for those people, finding something (aside from Christianity) which is better than evolution is not overly difficult...

Rastafari in fact has a distinct advantage over other religions in that it offers an apples/apples comparison with evolution, that it, it amounts to a religion which operates on an intellectual level similar to that of evolution.

Granted the theological basis of Rastafari is a bunch of BS; nonetheless it has distinct advantages over evolution. Rastafari does not involve any sort of a trans-finite sequence of zero-probability events or probabilistic miracles as does evolution. Moreover, Rastafari does not preach the idea of your neighbor being a meat byproduct of stochastic processes; nobody ever fought a world war over Rastafari or any sort of a doctrine based on Rastafari.

Aside from theological problems, Rastafari is not at war with modern mathematics as is evolution;

https://alixus.wordpress.com/history-wistar-destroys-evolution-3/

and there is this: If Rastafari were to be brought into the public schools, it would fit admirably into certain kinds of team teaching situations. In other words, a biology teacher looking for a way to put 25 teenagers into the right frame of mind for indoctrination into something as stupid as evoloserism/evolution could simply walk across the hall to the Rasta class for a box of spliffs...

Last but not least, think about it in terms of picking up women. I mean, some seriously hot chick's got her choice of getting into a car with an evolutionite:

or a Rastaman:

which way do you think that's gonna go, most of the time??

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People sometimes ask what the difference is between Christianity and other religions or how or in what way was Jesus different from the founders of the other major religions. This would be my own answer:

https://steemit.com/religion/@gungasnake/jesus-and-the-trick-question