I LOVE the image of the condoms in the very juvenile-looking wallet! That's so funny. I once found condoms in my husband's camping gear. He used to go out by himself for a week at a time, out in the middle of nowhere, and had a backpack that was always sitting ready to go. I asked him why on earth he thought condoms would be necessary if he had been in the woods without a shower for a week straight and he looked at me in all seriousness and said "You never know." Hope springs eternal, I suppose. Those condoms are well expired now too, but they are probably still in there!
Haha! Very responsible. Just imagine if before you met him 20 years ago he hadnt brought those condoms and he did meet a woman in the woods. Having been in the woods for a week, his standards would be low. Now some 20 year old half-sasquatch girl could come knocking at your door looking for her daddy. Thank god for that "you never know" ;)
Hahahaha! All the Sasquatches live in Oregon too! I'm going to have to work that into a freewrite one of these days! That's hilarious!
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