Not every giant person has a beard.

True, but to be a Bear-man you will need one. But you would have to brave the itchy-scratchies, and I think I speak for all women when I say that none of us want to kiss that. I think you are much better off as just a giant ;)

I think of asian people as being smaller than me, but you are right. We are the same. Come to think of it, I've bought clothes from a little asian lady at a yard sale...

I think the vulgar pizza was improved by the philosophy they put in it.