I think you are the only man I have ever heard of that has voluntarily done a health checkup thing. My husband did one this year, but his work paid him to do it. My husband is a fairly small guy. I weight 120 lbs, and he has about 10 pounds on me. He tells me that ten pounds extra is all his penis. I think I will introduce him to your word penisery. He's going to love it.
Penis is a rabbit hole of a word. Once you start using it, you just cant stop!
I bet than ten pounds is solely penis. Like a damn skinned rabbit!!
And yeah, it was free and I was bored and thought, fuck it, let them tell me how amazingly fit I am.
Why didn't they!!!