Some days are diamonds, some days are shit. I had a similar animal excrement day and was planning to write about it as well, if I ever have time to write again. Mine was dog shit though, which in my snobbish dog-owner vs cat-owner sort of way I think is much worse.
I am in two minds, certainly size wise it world be far worse but do dogs smear it about in odd little smudges??
I hope to read your tale. I will just be reading tomorrow I suspect!
Size, yes; smudge, no. Hmm, interesting debate. They are both beastly poopers I suppose.