A Bit of Christmas Suffering
My hand is bleeding, and it is gross. Two nice cracks down the side thanks to a tradition of suffering. It is a strange sort of suffering though, because I like it. My body doesn’t, but I do. It sounds a bit like an addiction put in those terms, but it is only once a year, so I don’t think it qualifies.
Sometime in the next week the odds are good that you will be gifted a box of Christmas cookies—homemade Christmas cookies. And I’m not talking about those pretend homemade ones made from an over-sized poop shaped log, and then sliced and baked. No, I’m talking the real deal. The flour splatter. The six pounds of butter used up in twenty-four hours. The bloody hands.
I’m talking about that variety of colors and shapes and textures that can make a cookie tin proud. The kind that come from recipes with recognizable ingredients. The kind that taste like love with every bite. If you get those, then you know you are loved on some level.
I give out my love to select people at the end of every year, and all you have to do to receive it is to have given me love that year. Simple—don’t be a jerk, get cookies. It is a family tradition that is deeply ingrained in me, like the flour on my shirt. The tradition is so deeply ingrained that there is no way I’d go back on it, even after evaluating the required blood, sweat, and tears.
First, blood. In the marathon annual cookie baking event that has been taking place in my kitchen for the past twenty-four hours, I have washed my hands approximately 48 times. That might be an exaggeration, because I have absolutely no idea, but it seems like a reasonable estimate. As a result, my hands are cracking open. Fortunately they began to do so after I finished, so I am not giving my friends my blood in addition to my love. Let’s not get too symbolic. I also burned my finger, but I have nine more, so all is well.
Next, sweat. Figuratively, because it was a pleasant sixty degrees outside most of the day. Do you know how long it takes to make twelve batches of very involved cookies? Maybe twelve doesn’t sound like that much. Twelve times the flour fluttered around the house. Twelve times I smeared butter on my shirt. Twelve times I washed all the dishes required for the recipe. This is a deeply ingrained tradition, I don’t want to hear what you outsiders think on the matter.
“Honey, you could just buy them at the store…”
“We do not buy oversized poop shaped logs! We are not those kind of people! We make real food in this house, dammit!”
Husband puts cookie in his mouth and walks away, seeming satisfied.
Then, tears. What if your back is aching and you can’t operate in the kitchen for all the open packages of ingredients all over the counters, and you can’t find that damn measuring cup again, you just burned your finger, you think your hands are starting to crack, and then…you screw up the fudge. You could cry. Or, you could eat a bunch of it and call it fate.
Blood, sweat, and tears. Yep, that’s in your cookies. Figuratively anyway, at least in my case—who knows what’s in your cookies.
Proof's in the cookie, nobody holds a candle to your passion for your loved ones.
Thanks, that's sweet.
OMG I can taste those yummy home made cookies!
One of the great things about this is that I get to eat Christmas cookies for breakfast for about a week...the kitchen is still too cluttered to make much else anyway :)
I hate baking. And that's not even a metaphor.
I have grown to dislike cooking meals on a regular basis, but I don't mind baking too much.
Wait... today is Tuesday! I'm on time for those meringue trees!
I will pick you up at the local airport. 5:00 flight, right? I'm so glad you are coming, I could use some help deliver cookies and eating the leftovers ;)
You get the Steemit version of my love. I just don't think those meringues will mail very well...
I had to try ahahaha
I must be in line for a gingerbread man at this stage 😀😀
If you were here I'd definitely find a way to spare you a gingerbread man @blanchy :)
I will be thinking of you when I'm cutting those damn beans!
Haha! We all suffer in our own way.
I don't make cookies for Christmas, my friends and family get homemade peanut butter fudge. My fudge making is a tradition, like your cookie making.
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Fudge is a great tradition. My neighbors always give me peanut butter and chocolate fudge. I look forward to it.
My neighbors also look forward to my peanut butter fudge.
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If I could move you in next to me, then I would get double the peanut butter fudge. That would be wonderful :)
Lol, I'd miss my neighbors, they are the best. Although, I'm sure you would be a great neighbor.
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Lol. I would love to sing this song while someone else made them.
"Fifteen minutes for kissin and huggin" - ha. I can see the woman shoving him aside, muttering "I've got fifteen minutes to get the next batch ready!"
Howdy ginnyannette! wow to be a friend of yours this time of year! lol. " you could eat a bunch of it and call it fate." I'm afraid I'd never get them right. You have a wonderful tradition there!
Ha! Believe it or not, but I'm all cookie-d out. I've eaten so many I'm good until next year.