A Multidimensional Introduction - Who Am I? What Am I Doing Here?

Hello Steemit Peeps!

First of all, I'm really excited to join this community because I have a passion for decentralized anything like a true anarchist. I am originally from California, but I've been traveling Asia for 6 months now and I am currently in Bali, Indonesia where I met the amazing soul (@jockey) who introduced me to Steemit. So most of the time, it's just me, my laptop, and now YOU! It must be destiny.

I like to think that I'll bring a unique flavor in this community because most people say I'm crazy, in a good way. I write about the evolution of consciousness, psychology, philosophy, metaphysics, conspiracy truths, holistic/natural medicines, psychedelics, ET's, spirituality, nature, traveling, technology, and just about anything that comes to mind, not limited by the ever-expanding universe. However, I always ground my ideas to make sense with the rest of reality. Otherwise, I would be crazy, in a bad way.

As promised, I will attempt to take your mind somewhere it's probably not used to. I'm going to further introduce myself through the perspective of the varying levels of dimensions--because, why not? I recognize us as multidimensional beings who exist simultaneously on different frequencies, so this shouldn't be too difficult to comprehend.

2nd Dimension

A very talented friend painted me. This is me on a flat surface, basically. Nothing much to say here. I can't even move.

3rd Dimension

Our beloved physical reality, where our bodies are subject to the merciless dimension of time and egoic constructs are necessary to interact with one another. In this plane of existence, I am a web developer and a content writer. I love technology and I can build computers and stuff so that makes me a geek by default which is seemingly contradictory to my free-spirited nature. I am also an intuitive healer using a modern soul retrieval modality based on the works of Carl Jung to help others integrate the fractured aspects of their spirit. I know that is a mouthful, but I am a practicing shamanic neo-alchemist. I am proof that the paradox exists, but don't ever call me a hippie--I take showers almost every day!

4th Dimension

I like to think of the 3rd and 4th dimensions as two sides of the same coin, except the 4th dimension is like the gutter of the universe. Our astral bodies travel here every night when we sleep, but we are still connected to the 3rd dimension, unless we're dead of course. You may also get here via the plethora of third eye-activating plants from the 3rd dimension. I know I do... I imagine this is how my light body looks in the 4th dimension. (Cue angelic chorus.)

5th Dimension

Ahh, the realm of unconditional love and detachment from the illusions of the ego ie. the notion of the needy, clingy, or romantic types of love. I feel like cats would belong in the 5th dimension as they are masters of detachment. I also love that yoga is a normal thing to do here. What do you think cats are doing when they have their legs behind their heads when they are licking their b***s? Anyway, as you can see, this cat and I are very unamused about the current state of humanity as we look down on the 3rd dimension from our elevated state of consciousness. Just kidding, we love you! Unconditionally.

I hope it's obvious that I really value humor, so follow me if you want to partake in the cosmic giggle. However, sometimes I make people cry when I shatter their paradigms and add confusion to their dogmatic points of view. But hey, it's part of the process and I didn't come on this planet to try to please them all! XOXO

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